My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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