Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
why is half of my head shaved?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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