So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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