Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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