Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
