i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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