So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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