porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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