I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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