So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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