Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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