Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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