Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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