remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
my sisters under your porch take her home
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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