Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Farmville is her only friend.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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