where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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