If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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