3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm really busy with my period
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