You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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