We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
is wine microwaveable?
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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