So drunk, too bad you don't want this
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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