Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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