I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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