Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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