I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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