All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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