i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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