No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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