im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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