I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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