and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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