He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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