So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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