awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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