he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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