:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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