For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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