Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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