I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
