um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
We had to coat check the pizza.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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