Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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