just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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