I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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