I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
