I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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