The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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