The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
not ubering you a puppy
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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