Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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