whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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