she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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