Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I will be naked everywhere
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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