HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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