I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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