i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
foreskin is a definite game changer
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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