I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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