I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's shark week go big or go home
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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