My friends, they love my intelligence
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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